13 Steps to become a potential employee

Step 1: Drop in the last minute to office.... (If your boss questions about your late arrival merrily say that one day I'm gonna become a VIP & VIP's always come late...I'm working on it. After all, practice makes perfect)

Step 2: Do not log on right away....go to the rest room freshen up, have unofficial chat with the fellow associates coz.. business oriented talks can spoil your mood in the beginning of the day.. beware of it.

Step 3: Open the outlook and go to the sent items skipping the inbox & check the previously sent emails one after another slowly & steadily.

Step 4: If you find any email/s sent with incorrect data do not attempt to correct it right away though you know what the correction is.

Step 5: Highly complicated technical stuff "but can't help" (press CTRL+ALT+DEL) at the same time to lock your computer.

Step 6: Take a short break (preferably smoking) think about a reason/s to give to your boss for sending erroneous data. If he/she disagrees with you don't take it to heart coz....stress will never allow an employee to perform at the best, keep in mind the mission is to become a potential employee...(Keep marching towards the mission no matter whatever the obstacle is)

Step 7: Compose the corrected e-mail and repeat the previously mentioned highly complicated technical stuff (CTRl+ALT+DEL) it's time to go out for lunch.

Step 8: Go to a restaurant which isn't near by the office, prefer to go by foot coz it's good for health and read the menu as many times you could & order foodstuffs which takes longer than usual to be served.

Step 9: Take a short nap after lunch at the office lobby by covering your face with the news paper on the pretext of brushing up your GK.

Step 10: Make sure you get back to work only when there are 3-4 production hours left.

Step 11: Open the outlook again, read the already composed email again & again coz...one cannot repeat same mistakes, there are so many mistakes to be done.....after all, learning happens only through mistakes.

Step 12: In the last hour send the corrected email to your boss and now open the inbox to check the newly arrived emails. Do not read/respond to all emails at one stretch keep backlog........ sigh out for the day

Step 13: Never accept any new assignment unless you clear the backlog... Make it as a thumb rule. (Most bosses will never understand the technical aspects of the job)

WELCOME TO THE CORPORATE WORLD!!!